Saturday, July 30, 2005

freedom?

As of this moment I have been working for 38 weeks. And I'm tired of it. I want to wear ratty shorts and a hoodie just because I can. I want to take a shower in the middle of the day. I want to drive to the store without getting stuck in traffic. I want to work out in the mornings and get my pre-job strength back. I no longer want to have 9-hour/day headaches. I want to eat healthy, floss, sit up straight and drink eight glasses of water every day... all because I don't have to worry about anything else.

And to think, I only have 45 more years of this to go. Unless I marry a rich girl. Notice how I didn't even metion she had to be attractive.

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Thursday, July 28, 2005

somebody had to do it


so it might as well be me. Arguably one of the more unique sites I've ever been to. But seriously, nobody can be THIS lazy. Watch the video, but not at work.

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real work conversations...

bailey: how does deal detector work
sachin: ...........?
bailey: are there monekys that constanly check for fares?
bailey: i bet they are mexican
bailey: mexican monkeys

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

juvenille I know, but still hilarious

Q: why does Tigger smell??

A: Because he plays with Pooh...

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Monday, July 25, 2005

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmm....

Did you ever wonder if the guy that runs Post Secret laughs at all of the ridiculous things that people send in to him? Maybe thats HIS secret?

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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Boy is his face red!

Man this poor guy probably feels like a sack of shit right now. Getting shot down at a frickin' basketball game. I mean really, what kind of girl does that? I thought it was standard operating procedure to atleast give him the fake 'yes' just so he doesn't look like a moron in front of everybody. Guess I need to rethink my proposal plans. And Sox tickets are so expensive.

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Saturday, July 23, 2005

I'll take two!

Arguably the coolest mp3 player ever. I could totally ditch my mini and get this for when I go to the gym. If only it wasn't so expensive. Oh well.

link!

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Friday, July 22, 2005

The nerve!

Apparently, this guy right here thinks that he is some sort of quarter bouncing god. Which he isn't. I bet he hasn't even played 1 frickin' game of 41 in his life. Give me 3 days of preparation, and I could make him cry. If he wasn't too busy throwing up.

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I'm back. Just thought you'd like to know.

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